My banana looks like Matt Smith
OH MY GOD SCREAMING
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
are you fucking serious are you seriously going to take this fucking asshole little shitfaced snowman with his shitty ass fucking carrot nose dreamworks smile and twig hair and you’re going to make this about some emotional shit no i ain’t having that shit not in my house
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m crying.
remember that episode where ash fucking died
My dad just said I could borrow his laptop and…
It doesn’t have Internet wtf am I supposed to do
I just found a word document so I decided to open it and it was a story my sister wrote when she was like 6 called ‘Chriscuit the biscuit’ this has truly been an experience of a life time
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
a beautiful pair of bobs
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
when it goes from the first controller to the second, it’s kind of like a girl going through puberty… like hello boobs.
THE YEAR IS 1999 AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DANCE WHEN YOU HEAR THIS SONG.
Two notes in and I instantly reblogged.
listen to this listen to this listen to this listen to this listen to this listen to this listen to this listen to this listen to this oh my god
This makes me laugh harder than it should