oh my god
who needs five nights at freddy’s when you can have five nights of edy’s
i’d rather be fucking eaten by an robot wolf than eat mint ice cream
that’s why there’s chocolate and vanilla to the sides you tasteless cock
i can’t believe mettic has such shit taste in ice cream
Who the fuck hates mint ice cream
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HAS CHOCOLATE CHIPS
PEOPLE WITH FUNCTIONING FUCKING TASTEBUDS MAYBE
So how’s it feel to be dead inside?
Pretty good actually. 9/10 “sex” - IGN
cease at once
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Mighty Gunvolt releasing for free in the U.S. ⊟
Inti Creates just announced that it’s releasing Mighty Gunvolt — the 8-bit-style crossover for Mighty No. 9, Gunvolt, and, um, Gal*Gun — will release to the 3DS eShop in the States. The 5-stage game will be available as a free download to anyone who purchases Gunvolt before November 28.
Don’t forget, Gunvolt releases to the U.S. eShop on August 29 for $15.BUY Nintendo 2DS & 3DS/XL, upcoming games
Meet Officer Go Fuck Yourself
A police officer in Ferguson pointed his assault rifle at journalists who were streaming the protests, saying “I will fucking kill you”.
When asked his name his reply is “Go fuck yourself”.
Someone has decided this deserves a Twitter account.
hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.
Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds.
The “ICE” Bucket Challenge
I’m really sorry I don’t normally do these things but this went above and beyond my ability to resist
Raises her hand. Way below that.
1000 is like a distant dream or something
Oh, jeez…1000??? Nah…
repeatedly jumping on Polar to get 10 lives in warp room 2 of ‘cortex strikes back’ is perhaps the funniest easter egg in this game
WAAAA!!! TT___TT I never thought it in this way…
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